I'm Zach, i'm 18 and i'm the atypical British Southerner.
Being an archaeology uni student at the University of Worcester at the moment, digging up dead and buried shit and being all analytical as fuck yo
I'm on Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and Kik, all under the "bakernatorz" username
WHAT FUCKING EPISODE WAS THIS
pssst its stage 4 stomach cancer, ssshhh dont tell
why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
I believe this was requested.
This is the most touching gesture we’ve ever received…
It’s…just….so….*chokes back tears* THOUGHTFUL
LET ME LOVE YOU
so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD
This is still my favorite post on Tumblr.
Wanna hear a joke?
What did Jensen’s left leg say to his right leg?
Nothing, because they’ve never met.
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute