I'm Zach, i'm 20 and extraordinarily cool. Right now i'm at the Uni of Worcester, but im from the land of Surrey. My most endearing trait is my ability to make shitty puns.
Also i watch too many movies, tv shows and play enough video games to kill a small child.
If its social media, im probably on it under the "bakernatorz" username, except my Kik which is "sneakybacon".
Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
germany fans were told to stay in the stadium so they could be safely escorted out
"The only people you can truly be yourself with is family"
parrots are great yeah but why can’t there be parrot-sized dragons that you can pet that sit on your shoulder and breathe little streams of fire
what about dragon-sized parrots
that sounds legitimately terrifying actually
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
When 6th graders complain about how hard school is
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it